Today No. 1
Walking across a road at the corner a green TVR rego TVR 300 came down the road slowly and turned into the road I was crossing. He jumped on the brakes late and gestured at me as though I should have waited for him. Shook my head and give him the bird. He then abused me through is canvas (probably leaking) roof as he completed the turn.
No. 2 Commodore in front of me at the lights. Female driver not focused and took a while to move when the lights went green. No big deal. Next lights she looked down just before the lights went green and started fiddling with something to her left. I got on the horn. She moved off giving me the bird. I flashed my lights and she brake tested me. I got on the horn (which is loud) and stayed on it. She brake tested me again - 3 TIMES - coming to a complete stop on the last one. She then ducked into a service lane with a final brake test on the way in.
No. 3 Just out of Belgrave where the road starts to twist, a woman from north of Australia is doing a U turn over double lines just around a tight blind bend. Narrow road so its a 3 point turn.
Was it a full moon last night?