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The new Taycan


tazzieman

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Head office will be scratching their heads over whether to present my doorstep with a horse's or goat's head as a reward for my tickling the Teutonic SOH.
 

Posted

Ring Ring.

000 How can I help.

My car is missing.

What brand is it?

Taycan.

I know its been taken sir. What make is your vehicle?

Taycan!

Sir. If this is a crank call I'm going to hang up.

 

 

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OK I got home and consulted my Ancient Norse Mythology tome.

A Taycan was a non-firebreathing dragon that ate coal and farted silently. So now you know.
Tick the name delete option. It'll cost you more but you'll thank me.

Posted
6 minutes ago, Spectre said:

It's got superchargers ?

Then they should have called it the Destrier 

"The word destrier does not refer to a breed, but to a type of horse: the finest and strongest warhorse. These horses were usually stallions, bred and raised from foalhood specifically for the needs of war. The destrier was also considered the most suited to the joust; coursers seem to have been preferred for other forms of warfare.[4] They had powerful hindquarters, able to easily coil and spring to stop, spin, turn or sprint forward. "

But Taycan will go down well in Asia, the main market

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All I can say is this will only make the old ICE cars more desirable ..........:)    

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Posted
5 minutes ago, tazzieman said:

Panamera , Cayenne , Cayman , Taycan , Macan all sound like dance routines.
And shouldn't it be "Cayperson"?

they all sound like contestants on a reality TV show

Posted
4 minutes ago, tazzieman said:

Cayenne , Cayman , Taycan , Macan 

Has there only been the one same low IQ idiot at Porsche since 2005 who's in charge of inventing car names??? WTF

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16 minutes ago, Troubleshooter said:

Has there only been the one same low IQ idiot at Porsche since 2005 who's in charge of inventing car names??? WTF

Tiptoe through the global politically correct yet sexy tulips.

Porsche Dominatrix would be good. Leave no one in doubt . 

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Posted
4 hours ago, Raven said:

does any one know what its numerical name will be .............9 ???

No , but be reassured that despite the emphasis on infotainment and the like...

“The designers’ dream is for the Mission E to acquire a status similar to that of the 911.” (Michael Mauer,Porsche design head)

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