81SC Posted 28December, 2021 Report Share Posted 28December, 2021 On 27/12/2021 at 20:42, mrar said: This turned up the other day. S pak V8 manual. 😎 Wish I would of kept my old ute. But this is a pretty good replacement. 😎 P-Kay, sjm, LeeM and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nighthawk Posted 28December, 2021 Report Share Posted 28December, 2021 Love my Holden utes! Owned them since day one of my apprenticeship SSV, Poison Ivy, probably the last . 81SC, sjm and LeeM 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeM Posted 28December, 2021 Report Share Posted 28December, 2021 I was keen to buy this not long ago, buy it was snapped up pretty quickly Nighthawk, 81SC and sjm 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joz Posted 29December, 2021 Report Share Posted 29December, 2021 Raven, DM911, Arne Krix and 2 others 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeM Posted 29December, 2021 Report Share Posted 29December, 2021 Oh I've got a better one @Joz Incredible, but it's a fact that she actually said this! Still, this is coming from the person who said "If you go to the football and it's kicked into the crowd, don't touch the ball!", so it's no real surprise. What an idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joz Posted 29December, 2021 Report Share Posted 29December, 2021 Well mine was relating to age. But yes that was absolutely your special person 🤪. Actually we’ve had two SA breaks n the last year as they’ve been the only one that had let us in.😁 LeeM 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted 29December, 2021 Report Share Posted 29December, 2021 Joz, TwoHeadsTas, Carrera28 and 2 others 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeM Posted 29December, 2021 Report Share Posted 29December, 2021 Should have puppet strings attached and operated by her parents 🙄 Raven, 3legs, Joz and 2 others 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 29December, 2021 Report Share Posted 29December, 2021 TwoHeadsTas, LeeM, P-Kay and 3 others 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tomo Posted 31December, 2021 Report Share Posted 31December, 2021 HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 1January, 2022 Report Share Posted 1January, 2022 Niko, LeeM, 3legs and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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3legs Posted 2January, 2022 Report Share Posted 2January, 2022 Bloody hell, yes you can tomo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dalai Posted 3January, 2022 Report Share Posted 3January, 2022 21 hours ago, Joz said: I found one and wasn't even jogging at the time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joz Posted 3January, 2022 Report Share Posted 3January, 2022 1. Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..." 3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist's office wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." 4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. 5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high." 6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in. 7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off". 8. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle. 9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it. 10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. 11. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it." 12. 'Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home'. "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. 'Is it common?' "It's not unusual." 13. A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. "My dog is cross- eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." What? Because he's cross-eyed? ""No, because he's really heavy" 14. Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside." "How's that?" "Don't you start." 15. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom! 16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish. 17. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.' 18. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad, or my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu? But I think its Colin. 19. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round." The other one says "So are you, you fat bast**d!" 20. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. 21. "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice." 22. A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore" 1 hour ago, Dalai said: I found one and wasn't even jogging at the time! 😲 Troubleshooter, MFX, SteveF and 2 others 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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