OZ930 Posted 25April, 2022 Report Share Posted 25April, 2022 Dawn on Anzac Day 2022 Bit blurry, taken with a hand held camera. From the top, to the left of the moon is Saturn then Mars, Venus and Jupiter so my astronomical wife tells me. Dalai, 3legs, Raven and 7 others 9 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joz Posted 25April, 2022 Report Share Posted 25April, 2022 Raven, P-Kay, tomo and 5 others 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 26April, 2022 Report Share Posted 26April, 2022 Yeatesy, LeeM, 3legs and 3 others 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3legs Posted 26April, 2022 Report Share Posted 26April, 2022 Yeatesy, micknine01, Joz and 5 others 2 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 27April, 2022 Report Share Posted 27April, 2022 3legs, sjm, Joz and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 27April, 2022 Report Share Posted 27April, 2022 LeeM, Carrera28, 3legs and 1 other 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tomo Posted 1May, 2022 Report Share Posted 1May, 2022 LeeM and GTP911 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalai Posted 1May, 2022 Report Share Posted 1May, 2022 So true @tomo! Big brother is everywhere. I was recently in my front yard and chatted with my neighbour who was considering getting a horse and riding again. Next day my Facebook feed was showing horse related ads! 😠 Raven, MFX, LeeM and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Joz Posted 2May, 2022 Report Share Posted 2May, 2022 Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said Little Johnny. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well, Little Johnny" his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. Little Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You gonna tell him or should I? Carrera28, TwoHeadsTas, SteveF and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joz Posted 2May, 2022 Report Share Posted 2May, 2022 Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The Gorilla was on heat.. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available. While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Graham, a big Kiwi lad & former All Black, responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery. Graham, like most Kiwis, seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.. So the Zoo administrators thought they might have a solution. Graham was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have Sex with the gorilla for $500? Graham showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Graham announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions: 'Fust,' he said, 'I don't want to have to kuss er.' 'Sicondly, you must niver niver tull anyone about thus.' The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what his third condition was... 'Wull,' said Graham, 'You gotta give me another week to come upwith the $500.... tomo, 3legs, sjm and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LeeM Posted 2May, 2022 Report Share Posted 2May, 2022 Get her to check her tetanus shot status 3legs and tomo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3legs Posted 2May, 2022 Report Share Posted 2May, 2022 Axe, shovel and warn him what I will do to him with them if he ever steps in my home again then slap my daughter for being so stupid ( ok not the last bit as she is not that stupid nor would I slap her as she would probably use the axe and shovel on me ). tomo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 2May, 2022 Report Share Posted 2May, 2022 What, No tea and biscuits? 3legs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 3May, 2022 Report Share Posted 3May, 2022 SteveF, 3legs and Joz 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond911 Posted 3May, 2022 Report Share Posted 3May, 2022 P-Kay 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond911 Posted 3May, 2022 Report Share Posted 3May, 2022 Still going strong @Mike D'Silva Mike D'Silva 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike D'Silva Posted 3May, 2022 Report Share Posted 3May, 2022 2 hours ago, Diamond911 said: Still going strong @Mike D'Silva Nice one! If anyone else is after one, please reach out to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joz Posted 3May, 2022 Report Share Posted 3May, 2022 having a hard day?😂 https://www.facebook.com/groups/328848037607221/permalink/1328535597638455/ tomo and 3legs 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dalai Posted 3May, 2022 Report Share Posted 3May, 2022 5 hours ago, Joz said: having a hard day?😂 https://www.facebook.com/groups/328848037607221/permalink/1328535597638455/ Definitely lamb chops for dinner that night and I know which bastard would be served up. Brutal! 3legs, tomo and Joz 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 3May, 2022 Report Share Posted 3May, 2022 TwoHeadsTas, Joz, P-Kay and 2 others 3 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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