tomo Posted 30May, 2022 Report Share Posted 30May, 2022 TwoHeadsTas and GTP911 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Joz Posted 1June, 2022 Report Share Posted 1June, 2022 tomo, 3legs and Yeatesy 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3legs Posted 1June, 2022 Report Share Posted 1June, 2022 Boy are there some truths in that @Joz tomo and Joz 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 1June, 2022 Report Share Posted 1June, 2022 3legs, TwoHeadsTas, Joz and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joz Posted 1June, 2022 Report Share Posted 1June, 2022 8 hours ago, 3legs said: Boy are there some truths in that @Joz I know better than to try. 3legs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Phil Posted 1June, 2022 Report Share Posted 1June, 2022 On 27/05/2022 at 14:55, Joz said: How did he get the sign, drill and ladder there on the bike? Bonus points to first correct answer sjm 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeM Posted 1June, 2022 Report Share Posted 1June, 2022 11 minutes ago, Lucky Phil said: How did he get the sign, drill and ladder there on the bike? Bonus points to first correct answer tomo, Scott930, sjm and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 1June, 2022 Report Share Posted 1June, 2022 P-Kay 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joz Posted 1June, 2022 Report Share Posted 1June, 2022 The one on the left is her flat mate. LeeM and SteveF 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joz Posted 2June, 2022 Report Share Posted 2June, 2022 Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashamed. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh...she got fired too." Troubleshooter, 3legs, Yeatesy and 7 others 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 3June, 2022 Report Share Posted 3June, 2022 New York Bar: Frank was getting ready to go on a trip to New York for the first time, and was talking to his friend Bill. Bill: “While you are in New York, there is a bar that you have to go to. When you walk through the front door, you are handed a free drink. Then you can go to the back room and get laid. Come back up to the bar, and you get another free drink. Then you can get laid again. It goes on like this all night.” Frank: “That sounds unbelievable. Have you really been there?” Bill: “No, but my sister has.” sjm, GTP911, Troubleshooter and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3legs Posted 4June, 2022 Report Share Posted 4June, 2022 Even the Queen loves bikes. Raven, Dalai, tomo and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3legs Posted 5June, 2022 Report Share Posted 5June, 2022 Joz, Redracn, Troubleshooter and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 5June, 2022 Report Share Posted 5June, 2022 Carrera28, Redracn, 3legs and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 6June, 2022 Report Share Posted 6June, 2022 Joz, GTP911 and Carrera28 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joz Posted 7June, 2022 Report Share Posted 7June, 2022 Carrera28, tomo and GTP911 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joz Posted 8June, 2022 Report Share Posted 8June, 2022 Some oldies but goodies How many men does it take to open a beer?? None. It should be opened when she brings it.? -------------------------------------------------------------------? Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.? --------------------------------------------------------------------? Why do women have smaller feet than men?? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.? ----------------------------------------------- --------------------? Why do men pass gas more than women?? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.? -------------------------------------------------------------------? If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.? -------------------------------------------------------------------? What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?? A woman who won't do what she's told? -------------------------------------------------------------------? I married a Miss Right.? I just didn't know her first name was Always.? -------------------------------------------------------------------? Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.? It's called a Wedding Cake.? -------------------------------------------------------------------? Why do men die before their wives?? They want to.? -------------------------------------------------------------------? Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.? -------------------------------------------------------------------? In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.? Then God created Man and rested.? Then God created Woman.? Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.? tomo, Troubleshooter and 3legs 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3legs Posted 9June, 2022 Report Share Posted 9June, 2022 Geez @Joz you know how to get yourself into trouble. Guess I'm a glutton for punishment as well. Here's some more....... Why do women get married in white? Aren't all kitchen appliances white. How do you give a woman an orgasm? Who cares. Why do women have orgasms? It gives them something else to moan about. I have more but my missus just walked in the room and I value my life. MFX, Joz, tomo and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeM Posted 9June, 2022 Report Share Posted 9June, 2022 You boys definitely live on the edge Joz, tomo, Yeatesy and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niko Posted 9June, 2022 Report Share Posted 9June, 2022 LeeM, 3legs, Carrera28 and 4 others 2 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3legs Posted 9June, 2022 Report Share Posted 9June, 2022 One for you Lee TwoHeadsTas, tomo, Joz and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 9June, 2022 Report Share Posted 9June, 2022 A kid asks his dad how babies were made, So dad says Adam and Eve were the first Mum and Dad, They slept together and made the first baby, And people have done it like that ever since, Kid says thanks dad and goes and asks Mum, So mum says, Evolution son, We come from Monkeys, So the kid runs back to Dad and calls him a liar, Mum said we come from monkeys, So dad says , Thats true son but that's your Mother's side of the family Carrera28, Joz, 3legs and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3legs Posted 10June, 2022 Report Share Posted 10June, 2022 Joz, GTP911, tomo and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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