deano Posted 1April, 2020 Report Share Posted 1April, 2020 yesterday I found a local coffeehouse doing takeaways whilst I was out an about.So I put my order in and was waiting out the front. A police car pulled up across the road, then another 2 seconds later. 4 police jumped out of each, and proceeded to cross the road shoulder to shoulder, coming straight towards us. It looked a little imposing actually, since nobody else was around much to have 8 fully kitted officers with guns headed right your way.. Of course I had to be the joker, and told them "oh come on guys, spread out a little will ya!" or words to that effect They all just laughed, and ordered lattes all round. Seemed funny at the time firstone and 3legs 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troubleshooter Posted 1April, 2020 Report Share Posted 1April, 2020 You should have made a citizens arrest on all 8 for non social distancing! LeeM 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeM Posted 1April, 2020 Report Share Posted 1April, 2020 2 hours ago, Troubleshooter said: You should have made a citizens arrest on all 8 for non social distancing! Never happened...allegedly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3legs Posted 1April, 2020 Report Share Posted 1April, 2020 GTP911, Niko, OZ930 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted 1April, 2020 Report Share Posted 1April, 2020 GTP911, 3legs, firstone and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted 2April, 2020 Report Share Posted 2April, 2020 If only that could keep her mouth shut .................. 3legs and Troubleshooter 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niko Posted 2April, 2020 Report Share Posted 2April, 2020 Raven, firstone, SteveF and 3 others 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troubleshooter Posted 2April, 2020 Report Share Posted 2April, 2020 5 hours ago, Raven said: If only that could keep her mouth shut .................. Last week she ranted and raved like a lunatic fish wife against the 2 Trillion dollar stimulus over there and then immediately voted yes for it DOH!! Oh, it also included 25 Million of pay increases for congress, funny that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted 2April, 2020 Report Share Posted 2April, 2020 35 minutes ago, Troubleshooter said: Last week she ranted and raved like a lunatic fish wife against the 2 Trillion dollar stimulus over there and then immediately voted yes for it DOH!! Oh, it also included 25 Million of pay increases for congress, funny that! yeh she is real special that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niko Posted 2April, 2020 Report Share Posted 2April, 2020 Raven, firstone, tomo and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted 3April, 2020 Report Share Posted 3April, 2020 This one is Hilarious SARS WARS 3legs, tomo and Troubleshooter 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niko Posted 3April, 2020 Report Share Posted 3April, 2020 firstone, Troubleshooter, monty188 and 4 others 4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeM Posted 3April, 2020 Report Share Posted 3April, 2020 Poor Sparky 😥 Niko 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 4April, 2020 Report Share Posted 4April, 2020 2 hours ago, LeeM said: Poor Sparky 😥 Lucky sparky is not in wuhan. 3legs, Troubleshooter, LeeM and 1 other 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troubleshooter Posted 4April, 2020 Report Share Posted 4April, 2020 Maybe not everyone's cuppa but suits my diverse sense of humour - from the United States of Amerincubator TINGY, tomo and Raven 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted 4April, 2020 Report Share Posted 4April, 2020 1 hour ago, Troubleshooter said: Maybe not everyone's cuppa but suits my diverse sense of humour - from the United States of Amerincubator Thats hilarious great impersonation of the Doc Troubleshooter, TINGY and Niko 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TINGY Posted 4April, 2020 Report Share Posted 4April, 2020 "treat every meal like it's you're last", really funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted 5April, 2020 Report Share Posted 5April, 2020 3legs, GTP911, GC9911 and 2 others 1 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Posted 6April, 2020 Report Share Posted 6April, 2020 So just before all the COVID19 thing blew up I had a week off to go Deer hunting down near the Snowy Mountains. Had a good Hunt and bagged a good eating Samba. After that I spent a few days at a mates farm 25mins from Jindy. He knows I like to stretch my rifles legs so we plotted at 1,300mtr shoot. Target is a 300mm Steel gong. Took a couple of hits to get on steel due to windage being so hard to call over 2 deep valleys but we got there pretty quick. What really put the smile on my dail was that I did it off my hunting backpack. No Bi-pod,No sand bags, No bench. Zip,. Even found the projectile (6.5 Creedmore). Anyway today I was asked to help on a small contract job down that way in early may. We have worked out a 2,000mtr shoot so I'll tie that into the trip. 3legs, Raven, Niko and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TINGY Posted 7April, 2020 Report Share Posted 7April, 2020 My wife spotted a young girl and her mum walking along the side of the road yesterday with a cardboard sign slung over her and carrying some balloons, "It's my birthday I'm 6 today", apparently everybody driving past was blowing their horns and cheering for her, how good is that. Uncle, WB997.2GTS, Troubleshooter and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firstone Posted 7April, 2020 Report Share Posted 7April, 2020 There's 2 grand revenue. 😂 It is sweet, celebrate the good things. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted 11April, 2020 Report Share Posted 11April, 2020 Even this guy cant get away with the lock down rules GTP911 and Troubleshooter 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TINGY Posted 11April, 2020 Report Share Posted 11April, 2020 6am wake up call from the grandkids with the youngest telling us that the easter bunny found them ok Thanks kids i really needed that, the call not the 6am wake up.. Troubleshooter, Raven and firstone 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted 12April, 2020 Report Share Posted 12April, 2020 ozzie man always a good laugh firstone, Niko and 3legs 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troubleshooter Posted 13April, 2020 Report Share Posted 13April, 2020 HhHhahhaa no wonder women don't understand us Raven 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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