Stew F Posted 12February, 2016 Report Share Posted 12February, 2016 I just laughed so hard my head fell off.After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F. Shady Speedway 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazzieman Posted 18February, 2016 Report Share Posted 18February, 2016 I've noticed lots of women out running recently and I'd like to take this opportunity to say, fair play to themIt takes a lot for a woman to admit they're in the wrong, so fair play on them for driving less and making the roads a safer place for the rest of us... Shady Speedway 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew911 Posted 18February, 2016 Report Share Posted 18February, 2016 ByronBayChris, tazzieman, Carrera28 and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niko Posted 18February, 2016 Report Share Posted 18February, 2016 Two Taswegians were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer. After a while the first Taswegian says to the second,"if I was to sneak over to your house and shag your wife while you was off fishing, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related"The second Taswegian crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes, thinking real hard about the question.Finally, he says...."Well, I don't know about being related, but I reckon it's make us even" Sorry Tazzie and ANF ByronBayChris, ANF, Stew F and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazzieman Posted 19February, 2016 Report Share Posted 19February, 2016 Sorry Tazzie and ANFI've never heard that joke before Niko Anyway , I'm of English birth, thus = sartorially immaculate genes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvs11 Posted 19February, 2016 Report Share Posted 19February, 2016 A lot of the early Taswegians were English born too. http://www.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~austashs/convicts/conships_i.htm Paul, have you found any long lost cousins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tit Posted 26February, 2016 Author Report Share Posted 26February, 2016 On England leaving the EU... Carrera28 and Rob 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew F Posted 27February, 2016 Report Share Posted 27February, 2016 A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club, so one day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers.She says “I want to join your club.”The guy was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join.The biker asks, “Do you have a bike?”The little old lady replies, “Yep… my bike’s over there,” and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway.The biker asks, “Do you drink?”The little old lady replies, “Yep… drink like a fish. I’ll drink any man in your club under the table.”The biker asks, “Do you smoke?”The little old lady replies, “Yep… smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I’m shooting pool.”The biker is very impressed and asks, “Last question…. have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?”The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, “Nope……but I’ve been swung around by my nipples a few times.” LeeM and firstone 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reax Posted 29February, 2016 Report Share Posted 29February, 2016 Carrera28 and Rob 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coastr Posted 29February, 2016 Report Share Posted 29February, 2016 My wife was making fun of me. Kept calling me a Flamingo.i had to put my foot down. KGB, Rob, LeeM and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KGB Posted 1March, 2016 Report Share Posted 1March, 2016 Little birdie told you that one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazzieman Posted 2March, 2016 Report Share Posted 2March, 2016 A lot of the early Taswegians were English born too. http://www.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~austashs/convicts/conships_i.htm Paul, have you found any long lost cousins? Yes , my wife is a very good genealogist (& wife ) who has naughty English blood in her.As for my long lost cousins, the answer on this forum is "nein". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvs11 Posted 2March, 2016 Report Share Posted 2March, 2016 Yes , my wife is a very good genealogist (& wife ) who has naughty English blood in her.As for my long lost cousins, the answer on this forum is "nein".So your wife and kids are descended from, as Jack Thompson describes convict ancestors, "Aussie royalty". Same here. My mother, who is the family genealogist, was quite embarrassed by it the rest of us thought it was hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazzieman Posted 2March, 2016 Report Share Posted 2March, 2016 My mother, who is the family genealogist, was quite embarrassed by it the rest of us thought it was hilarious.So in other words , a random funny?The "convict stain" still tastes bitter for anyone over a certain age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew F Posted 2March, 2016 Report Share Posted 2March, 2016 Haha. I had to re read those posts a few times. I thought you guys said family gynaecologist. I was thinking wow, must be from really big families. Scott930 and Harvs11 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazzieman Posted 2March, 2016 Report Share Posted 2March, 2016 Haha. I had to re read those posts a few times. I thought you guys said family gynaecologist. I was thinking wow, must be from really big families.Or from a group of stuck up c***s Airhead and Stew F 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvs11 Posted 2March, 2016 Report Share Posted 2March, 2016 Or from a group of stuck up c***s In my case, stuck up con-artists Old Uncle George was a very naughty boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Airhead Posted 16March, 2016 Report Share Posted 16March, 2016 Hold my beer. I want to try something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coastr Posted 28April, 2016 Report Share Posted 28April, 2016 So I made up a new joke while trying to entertain the kids...How many words per minute could Hitler type? ...none, because he was a dictator! tazzieman, Peter M, ByronBayChris and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ANF Posted 4May, 2016 Report Share Posted 4May, 2016 ByronBayChris, tazzieman and firstone 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazzieman Posted 4May, 2016 Report Share Posted 4May, 2016 This article will mess with their heads. It was even written by a veganhttp://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog/why-it-s-impossible-actually-be-vegetarian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tit Posted 4May, 2016 Author Report Share Posted 4May, 2016 Shady Speedway, firstone and LeeM 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazzieman Posted 5May, 2016 Report Share Posted 5May, 2016 LeeM, OZ930, firstone and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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