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My nearly 7 YO son who is a big sports car fan wanted me to share a joke: 

"Why did the Porsche burst into the supermarket? ..... To get a hog burger!!"

Reasoning - Because sports cars gobble up fuel so quickly they are like a pig?!?!?

He obviously shares his Dad's sense of humour:(

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On 19/03/2018 at 9:35 PM, bear924 said:

My nearly 7 YO son who is a big sports car fan wanted me to share a joke: 

"Why did the Porsche burst into the supermarket? ..... To get a hog burger!!"

See what he makes of this :) I don't think Porsche were too happy with the nickname at the time!

 

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10 hours ago, tazzieman said:

See what he makes of this :) I don't think Porsche were too happy with the nickname at the time!

 

After he realised the car was called "the pink pig", my son chuckled and then said "That's funny... can you give him a HA HA".  Job done!

His favourite car marque is currently Lamborghini ... think this has brought him one step closer to Porsche winning the day!!

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1 hour ago, tazzieman said:

 

Best things in life are free. Unless your circumstances force you to pay for things like rumpy pumpy 

  Shame rego isn't free, or I'd be driving the 911 this weekend ☹

  Oh well, I'll just get joy from painting the dunny and shampooing the carpet. Now THAT is fun!! ?

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30 minutes ago, Coastr said:

That's funny right there, don't care who you are.

where were they that a steady supply of thieves was available?!

I think most of us live in cities where "opportunistic traffic" is rife!
When I bought my little Fiat 1100D last October , the owner told me his father's method for discouraging theft. He whittles a piece of wood to fit perfectly in the master cylinder , such that it blocked the outlet.
The general feeling is that the thief would have no brakes.

Why pay thousands for a car security system (that modern thieves seem to be able to defeat)?

Get whittling :D

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17 hours ago, tazzieman said:

Suck ya bag!

 

The videos on the downhill streets are hilarious too. Seen the ones where they leave a backpack attached to a wire? Funny stuff. Love seeing thieves get some karma 

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