Rob Posted 16June, 2018 Report Share Posted 16June, 2018 * Women Make Better Assassins* The C I A had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman. For the final test, the C I A agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her." The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife. The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home. The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife. The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, so take your wife and go home. Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping sweat from her brow. "The gun was loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to kill him with the chair." firstone, Niko, LeeM and 9 others 5 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tazzieman Posted 21June, 2018 Report Share Posted 21June, 2018 Back in the day firstone and ANF 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazzieman Posted 22June, 2018 Report Share Posted 22June, 2018 Was never part of this soccermom generation. Troubleshooter, micknine01 and firstone 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazzieman Posted 8July, 2018 Report Share Posted 8July, 2018 LeeM, Troubleshooter and Tips 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazzieman Posted 7August, 2018 Report Share Posted 7August, 2018 OK put it in the vent section if you wish. This is in Italy apparently. GTP911 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazzieman Posted 14August, 2018 Report Share Posted 14August, 2018 Sincere apologies if this offends any urban samurai warriors out there firstone, Troubleshooter, ANF and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airhead Posted 14August, 2018 Report Share Posted 14August, 2018 That's not funny. That's just GARBAGE. tazzieman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazzieman Posted 14August, 2018 Report Share Posted 14August, 2018 4 hours ago, Airhead said: That's just GARBAGE No it's knot firstone and Airhead 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stepo Posted 16August, 2018 Report Share Posted 16August, 2018 The tease given to us by @JerrySeinfeld reminded me of one of the funniest coffee & cars I have seen him do. Ricky is obviously not a car guy, they should have given him one of those eldery stainless bath safety rails to hang on to I couldn't find a link that didn't include an add, had me laughing at around 2:20, worth watching a little longer Niko and ByronBayChris 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazzieman Posted 20August, 2018 Report Share Posted 20August, 2018 ANF, SteveF, firstone and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Airhead Posted 29August, 2018 Report Share Posted 29August, 2018 1 hour ago, tazzieman said: So big boy. Is that a device in your pocket that supplies the entirety of information known to man, or are you just a smart arse? tazzieman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazzieman Posted 29August, 2018 Report Share Posted 29August, 2018 I possess such a device , though it is not connected to the internet. (Don't laugh , it's true ask ANF) . Thus , I rely on the device connected to my neck. Feed it a beer and it knows a little bit about everything. The rest is good for arguments if not chasing cats. Very 1950s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OZ930 Posted 29August, 2018 Report Share Posted 29August, 2018 1 minute ago, tazzieman said: I possess such a device , though it is not connected to the internet. (Don't laugh , it's true ask ANF) . Thus , I rely on the device connected to my neck. Feed it a beer and it knows a little bit about everything. The rest is good for arguments if not chasing cats. Very 1950s I have a wife Niko, firstone and tazzieman 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GC9911 Posted 29August, 2018 Report Share Posted 29August, 2018 4 minutes ago, OZ930 said: I have a wife So already sold your Encyclopaedia Britanica. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airhead Posted 29August, 2018 Report Share Posted 29August, 2018 On 8/29/2018 at 6:33 PM, OZ930 said: I have a wife So do I. She knows everything that I think. Or tells me what I should think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazzieman Posted 29August, 2018 Report Share Posted 29August, 2018 28 minutes ago, OZ930 said: I have a wife Me also. Which is why I don't need to be "connected" when out & about with her. Happy to be connected at home . But we turn the phone off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GC9911 Posted 29August, 2018 Report Share Posted 29August, 2018 6 minutes ago, Airhead said: So do I. She knows every that I think. Or tells me what I should think. 6 minutes ago, tazzieman said: Me also. Which is why I don't need to be "connected" when out & about with her. Happy to be connected at home . But we turn the phone off. How much to keep quiet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazzieman Posted 29August, 2018 Report Share Posted 29August, 2018 firstone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OZ930 Posted 29August, 2018 Report Share Posted 29August, 2018 1 hour ago, GC9911 said: So already sold your Encyclopaedia Britanica. Turns out every other bloke with kids had the same device. Have plenty of wheel chocks, door stops and educational toilet paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazzieman Posted 29August, 2018 Report Share Posted 29August, 2018 11 hours ago, OZ930 said: Turns out every other bloke with kids had the same device. Have plenty of wheel chocks, door stops and educational toilet paper. I'll wager your knowledgeable friend still sits in your pocket device https://www.youtube.com/user/britannica Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazzieman Posted 16September, 2018 Report Share Posted 16September, 2018 I just finished building a car using a motor from a washing machine. I'm going to take it for a spin later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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