Guest vas930 Posted 23December, 2011 Report Share Posted 23December, 2011 I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then, when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. So, if you see a silver 930 driving around with a sheet of A4 taped to the front for impact protection! That will be me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesnowdrift Posted 24December, 2011 Report Share Posted 24December, 2011 so will you understand when people start throwing rocks at you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerry Posted 29December, 2011 Report Share Posted 29December, 2011 LMAO! Kerry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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