Harvs11 Posted 22February, 2013 Report Share Posted 22February, 2013 Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius. -- New evidence has been found outside the Pistorious home that could completely acquit him of his girlfriend's murder. Footprints. -- Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed. -- I guess Oscar Pistorius just got cold feet about the relationship -- She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs. -- When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who would have thought he meant OJ Simpson? -- What did Oscar Pistorius get for Valentine's day?... 20 years. -- It must have been dark when Oscar Pitorius shot his girlfriend. He said he could not see two feet in front of him -- And the Oscar goes to ......(drumroll)...... JAIL -- Oscar Pistorius 'shoots girlfriend' This is the sort of behaviour from celebrities that we need to stump out. . -- Well, at least someone’s Valentine started off with a bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustJames Posted 22February, 2013 Report Share Posted 22February, 2013 The prosecuting attorney says that Oscar doesn't have a leg to stand on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OZ930 Posted 22February, 2013 Report Share Posted 22February, 2013 .....nah I better not !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvs11 Posted 22February, 2013 Author Report Share Posted 22February, 2013 .....nah I better not !! Yeah, I thought the same. Then I thought nah, do it! Some one has to get the first warning point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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