turboT Posted 13October, 2016 Report Share Posted 13October, 2016 This boy is a genius. Will leave it up to Jono to share, but genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeM Posted 13October, 2016 Report Share Posted 13October, 2016 Gawd here we go. More cryptic posts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboT Posted 13October, 2016 Author Report Share Posted 13October, 2016 Gawd here we go. More cryptic posts!ok - he had his chanceSo I'm in my garage giving it a bit of a sweep (duckandwhale shoot tomorrow) and who should drive up but Jono (in a Volvo I might add) with what I assume is his lovely wife sitting next to him. Now I am fresh from a week of ribbing the Paddington Hairdresser so there are all manner of one liners running through my mind, but for once, I hold back and we have a bit of a chat about cars and garages and stuff.Time passes and his misses volenteers a bit of a tip bit on 'looking at buying a red Porsche.'Now I have just spent the last 10 minutes avoiding all manner of mine fields Porsche related and she hits me with that??A quick glance at Jono and he is badly trying to hide a particularly pained look on his face...'what type of porsche' I say'red 84 SC, but I'm not quite sure whether I like red' she replies. And im thinking where has all this knowledge about Porsches come from....and hang on a minute. Doesn't Jono already have a red SC he has been hiding....?Jono's level of visible pain has increased, but fortuitously my garage light sensor clicks off hiding the worst of it.I am pretty sure he knows he has been sprung and it could of gone one of two ways seeing as I am potentially looking to offload the much more preferable 'silver' 930, and surely I could up sell her??but no, Paddington OTLWS need to stick together, and I waxed on about the virtues of the colour red and they went on their way.But seriously what kind of genius mind hides a P-car from his wife for several years and then sells the very same car to her??love it ?Your wife seems lovely Jono (did you like the line I threw in 'chicks look hot driving porsches?') Its a shame our wives can never meet (knows too much) ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MezgerMan Posted 13October, 2016 Report Share Posted 13October, 2016 Hilarious! Surely only outlaws can get away with that sort of carry-on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeM Posted 13October, 2016 Report Share Posted 13October, 2016 Outstanding Jono! Lets just hope Mrs Jono doesn't read Porsche forums! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TINGY Posted 13October, 2016 Report Share Posted 13October, 2016 I seriously don't know how you do it Jono, I think it compares to hiding a mistress, good luck with them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coastr Posted 13October, 2016 Report Share Posted 13October, 2016 Mistresses can assist in staying hidden. Inanimate objects...well they just sit in plain sight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsujack Posted 14October, 2016 Report Share Posted 14October, 2016 The Porsche concealment is one thing, it's the hidden motorbike collection that is outstanding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted 14October, 2016 Report Share Posted 14October, 2016 We need Photo,s .................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonN Posted 14October, 2016 Report Share Posted 14October, 2016 The downside for Jono is that he is going to get stuck with red Porsches, because, like the bikes, he will be forced to paint them all the same colour in order to hide his "crimes' from his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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