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Somewhere there is a thread for P car ads , and over the years Porsche has been guilty of a few "oh dear" efforts. But this is the non-Porsche section. See if you can top this shocker from British Leyland in the 70s   :unsure:

 

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Its hard to go past Australia's own supercar!

 

the scariest part is that a whole room of people sat around a table after watching it and said 

 

"yes that is a great ad"   :wacko:

 

There again it could be the same people that built the sucker as well....

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Its hard to go past Australia's own supercar!

 

Had two of the things, both of them new back in the 80's as company cars, one of the was even beige.

Worst new cars that I have ever been involved with.

The company would not accept the fact they were garbage and backed up and bought them for a second time.

One of the cars in the fleet broke down 16 times before they finally got rid of it, Mainly boiling

They were almost as defective as a new Porsche today.

One in the fleet even caught fire. Just think its taken 35 years or so for Porsche to catch up.

And they think that they are innovators

I put together an analysis for the company to point out just how bad they were but it was rejected and they still bought them for the second time.

Why they never bought Toyotas I will never know

I'm sure the Holden salesman was related or had serious photos of one of the directors.

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Had two of the things, both of them new back in the 80's as company cars, one of the was even beige.

Worst new cars that I have ever been involved with.

The company would not accept the fact they were garbage and backed up and bought them for a second time.

One of the cars in the fleet broke down 16 times before they finally got rid of it, Mainly boiling

They were almost as defective as a new Porsche today.

One in the fleet even caught fire. Just think its taken 35 years or so for Porsche to catch up.

And they think that they are innovators

I put together an analysis for the company to point out just how bad they were but it was rejected and they still bought them for the second time.

Why they never bought Toyotas I will never know

I'm sure the Holden salesman was related or had serious photos of one of the directors.

Sooooo, that was two things you had in common with Gibbsy

 

 

Camira`s and hailwood reps

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I actually remember both the Meteor and Camira ads.  How sad is that.

 

For a modern effort, you can't top that ridiculous ad where that woman from Sex and the City was driving the Nissan Tiida over speed bumps and having an orgasm.  I mean, Nissan had the Pulsar for what, 20 years?  And then they changed the name, got some TV tart to get her rocks off for an advertising campaign and sales sank like a rock.  I think they have humbly re-introduced the Pulsar name again, but by now, everyone with a Pulsar traded onto something else.

 

Again....a group of people sat around in an office and congratulated themselves for their genius before releasing that.

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Again....a group of people sat around in an office and congratulated themselves for their genius before releasing that.

 

There's a game I like to play whenever I see a truly awful ad.

 

Ask yourself how bad must the 2nd placed ad have been...

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I saw a re run orf Kingswood Country yesterday.....so many comments that made me gasp and laugh at the same time. So racist...would not be approved these days due to the PC police

 

Yeah...but was it funny?  That's the only thing that matters.   PC police and the outrage industry are the biggest joke going.

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With all the Camira, VW, Firebird and (yikes) AMC adds we seem to have missed one that I am sure some out there will remember (but I cant find) and that is the (drum roll and Gasp please) ......Holden Sunbird.......  sorry showing my age. Someone will, I am sure have something on it and lets not forget the (double gasp) RTS Radial Tuned Suspension ..or when GMH Australia found a way to keep cars mostly on the road  .

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The Kia one where the dud dude, is driving around with his sunnies on and everyone is paying him total respect coz he's driving a Kia.  Yeah, maybe if it had a 350hp turbo engine.  Or if it was actually a cool car.

 

The worst - 1973 Falcon & Escort ad.

 

The best by a mile - Hey Charger! 

 

 

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With all the Camira, VW, Firebird and (yikes) AMC adds we seem to have missed one that I am sure some out there will remember (but I cant find) and that is the (drum roll and Gasp please) ......Holden Sunbird.......  sorry showing my age. Someone will, I am sure have something on it and lets not forget the (double gasp) RTS Radial Tuned Suspension ..or when GMH Australia found a way to keep cars mostly on the road  .

I really wanted a Sunbird for my first car (coz a friend had one)...luckily Dad talked me out of it.  We both agreed I were way better off with a 4cyl Starfire powered VC Commodore!  

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I really wanted a Sunbird for my first car (coz a friend had one)...luckily Dad talked me out of it. We both agreed I were way better off with a 4cyl Starfire powered VC Commodore!

A friend of my Mum had a beige misfire Commo. It struggled to get up the hill from Belgrave to our place. What an embarrassing POS

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A friend of my Mum had a beige misfire Commo. It struggled to get up the hill from Belgrave to our place. What an embarrassing POS

My parents had matching 240GL Volvo's, beige and maroon. Your argument is invalid.

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