twood Posted 3July, 2015 Report Posted 3July, 2015 Stolen from Beetle88 Rennlist:"if you see a fork in the road, PICK IT UP!"
Shady Speedway Posted 3July, 2015 Report Posted 3July, 2015 I see couyduroy pillow cases are making headlines.
JustJames Posted 3July, 2015 Report Posted 3July, 2015 I bought an invisible car bra, as far as I know.
Barks Posted 25August, 2015 Report Posted 25August, 2015 There are 10 kinds of people in this world...those that understand binary and those that don't..
Airhead Posted 25August, 2015 Report Posted 25August, 2015 There are 10 kinds of people in this world...those that understand binary and those that don't..He He.
StevepGT3 Posted 25August, 2015 Report Posted 25August, 2015 There are 10 kinds of people in this world...those that understand binary and those that don't..huh?
Stew F Posted 25August, 2015 Report Posted 25August, 2015 A computer once beat me at chess - but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
tazzieman Posted 25August, 2015 Report Posted 25August, 2015 I got kicked out of the dentists for using all the nitrous oxide ; needless to say, I had the last laugh. I got a book on cooking roadkill but it didn't tell me what to do with the bike.
Stew F Posted 25August, 2015 Report Posted 25August, 2015 The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
espskk Posted 25August, 2015 Report Posted 25August, 2015 Money talks, but all mine ever says is Goodbye!!!
CarreraG50 Posted 25August, 2015 Report Posted 25August, 2015 Don't trust ATOM's, they make up everything......
Stew F Posted 26August, 2015 Report Posted 26August, 2015 Saw this on a wall on Sunday.A day without sunshine is like, night
Airhead Posted 27August, 2015 Report Posted 27August, 2015 Jesus fed 5000 people on 2 fish and a loaf of bread. That’s not a miracle, that’s Tapas.
ANF Posted 27August, 2015 Report Posted 27August, 2015 Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
edgy Posted 27August, 2015 Report Posted 27August, 2015 I saw a wino eating grapes, I said "dude, you have to wait"
KGB Posted 27August, 2015 Report Posted 27August, 2015 I got a book on cooking roadkill but it didn't tell me what to do with the bike.Oi!
tazzieman Posted 27August, 2015 Report Posted 27August, 2015 Oi!Got that one off MWAnyway..." Came across this website, seems pretty popular "
tazzieman Posted 29October, 2015 Report Posted 29October, 2015 What is Schapelle Corby's favourite song? - "Blame it on the Boogie"(try and get that song out of your head the rest of the day , mwa-hahaha)
firstone Posted 6December, 2015 Report Posted 6December, 2015 Of course it sucks, that's why they call it WORK.If it was fun they'd call it PLAY.
Stew F Posted 6December, 2015 Report Posted 6December, 2015 A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it. The last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket was "how far do you think I can kick this bucket".
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