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sleazius Posted 16May Report Share Posted 16May Don't they mean right? 3legs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoHeadsTas Posted 16May Report Share Posted 16May 8 hours ago, tomo said: I just sent this off to my wife, who is a Lactation Consultant, and in Belgium at the moment for an international breastfeeding conference 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeM Posted 16May Report Share Posted 16May 1 hour ago, TwoHeadsTas said: I just sent this off to my wife, who is a Lactation Consultant, A what? 😳🤔 In fact, don't reply to that Pete...I don't think we need to know what that entails or the qualifications required 👍😉 3legs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoHeadsTas Posted 16May Report Share Posted 16May 18 minutes ago, LeeM said: A what? 😳🤔 In fact, don't reply to that Pete...I don't think we need to know what that entails or the qualifications required 👍😉 Sort of job you'd love mate, playing with boobs all day 🙂 🙂 🙂 3legs and LeeM 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeM Posted 16May Report Share Posted 16May 38 minutes ago, TwoHeadsTas said: Sort of job you'd love mate, playing with boobs all day 🙂 🙂 🙂 I'll plead the 5th there mate 👍 3legs and TwoHeadsTas 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Troubleshooter Posted 20May Report Share Posted 20May Sometimes ya just gotta chuckle and shake ya head ... Foxes ‘nibble’ on eco-friendly brake cables in UK after petroleum switch Foxes have been targeting eco-friendly brake cables in Britain after car manufacturers made the switch from petroleum to soy-based. “The foxes go, ah gee this looks like a tasty little treat, they come and they nibble and then all the brake fluid leaks out and your brakes don’t work, people in Britain are having to put these basically giant car nappies on their cars to keep the foxes from getting in. tomo, 3legs, P-Kay and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TwoHeadsTas Posted 20May Report Share Posted 20May A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. She was very upset. _"You are a disrespectful pig!"_ she cried. _"How dare you do this to me – a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce, NOW!"_ The husband calmly replied, _"Hang on just a minute love. At least let me tell you what happened."_ _"Fine, go ahead",_ the wife sobbed, _"but they will be the last words you say to me!"_ The husband began: _"Well, as I was getting into the car at work to drive home, this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so distressed, helpless and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car."_ _"She was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty and told me that she hadn't eaten for three days."_ _"Out of compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the pizza I made for you last night that you wouldn’t eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing ate it, ravenously."_ _"She was dirty. I suggested she have a shower. While showering, I noticed her clothes were filthy and threadbare. I threw them away."_ _"I gave her the designer jeans that you’ve had for a few years, but don’t wear because you say they are too tight."_ _"I gave her underwear, your anniversary present from me, which you don’t wear because you said I don't have good taste."_ _"I gave her the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas, that you don’t wear just to annoy her. I also donated those boots you bought at an expensive boutique but don’t wear because someone at work has the same pair."_ The husband paused, took a quick breath and continued: _"She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, “Please sir... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?” Joz, DM911, tomo and 2 others 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LeeM Posted yesterday at 08:05 Report Share Posted yesterday at 08:05 A Camry and an international driver...surprise surprise What a moron 3legs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeatesy Posted yesterday at 09:55 Report Share Posted yesterday at 09:55 1 hour ago, LeeM said: A Camry and an international driver...surprise surprise What a moron 🤦♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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