tazzieman Posted 17May, 2016 Report Share Posted 17May, 2016 OZ930 and Tit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tit Posted 17May, 2016 Author Report Share Posted 17May, 2016 ByronBayChris, SteveF, tazzieman and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shady Speedway Posted 17May, 2016 Report Share Posted 17May, 2016 How do you know if there is a Vegan at a BBQ? Don't worry they'll tell you. Tit, JV911 and LeeM 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted 17May, 2016 Report Share Posted 17May, 2016 VOTED BEST JOKE IN IRELANDJohn O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife !"That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night !He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.""Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street Corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at The pub with a toast about you, Mary."She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. "Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep". firstone, Tit, Airhead and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazzieman Posted 18May, 2016 Report Share Posted 18May, 2016 Too bad if you've got a Triton. Quite likely their boyfriends drive Anoraks or similar. Rob and LeeM 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew F Posted 18May, 2016 Report Share Posted 18May, 2016 Paddy and Mick decided to buy a pub. Every day they would go to the pub, stand behind the bar, but never any customers. So finally, after many months of no customers, paddy says to Mick "stuff this. We should sell the pub and open up a brothel". To which, Mick replied "Paddy, if we can't get people to drink beer how are we going to get them to drink soup". LeeM and tazzieman 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tit Posted 22May, 2016 Author Report Share Posted 22May, 2016 I just found a video of Magnus before he started Serious: Rob, LeeM and JV911 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firstone Posted 30May, 2016 Report Share Posted 30May, 2016 From a comedy show. I'm not a great lover, nor a bad lover.I'm kind of like a Toyota Camry. I'll get you there, but you won't remember the ride. LeeM 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WOKA Posted 2June, 2016 Report Share Posted 2June, 2016 You will watch this more than once.! ByronBayChris, LeeM, Rob and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeM Posted 2June, 2016 Report Share Posted 2June, 2016 Hahaha. I must have seen that 40 times now Love the translation. ...siìiiiiick maaaaate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazzieman Posted 5June, 2016 Report Share Posted 5June, 2016 Tit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firstone Posted 5June, 2016 Report Share Posted 5June, 2016 OOOOMMMMGGGG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANF Posted 6June, 2016 Report Share Posted 6June, 2016 ByronBayChris 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stew F Posted 26June, 2016 Report Share Posted 26June, 2016 This always cracks me up. Sounds like a young version of my dad. tazzieman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeM Posted 26June, 2016 Report Share Posted 26June, 2016 What an utter dickhead! Some people should never be allowed to even sit in a car. Doesn't surprise me though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANF Posted 28June, 2016 Report Share Posted 28June, 2016 http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/Barn-find-kit-GT-falcon-Monaro-Charger-mini-classic-original-survivor-unrestored-/182183637723?hash=item2a6afdb2db%3Ag%3Azq4AAOSwc1FXbpRn Rob 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted 28June, 2016 Report Share Posted 28June, 2016 The new blonde in our office told us how she thought it was really cool that the Chinese have made a language entirely out of tattoos. A group of seniors from the old-folks home were on an organized coach tour.After about an hours travelling, the driver pulled into a service area for the mandatory comfort break.Whilst everyone was getting off the coach, one little old lady whispered into the driver's ear, "Driver, I think I've been victim of a sexual harassment a few miles back."The driver, without wanting to question the lady's word, promised that he would keep an eye open, so that nothing similar would occur again.A little later on when the coach stopped again for lunch, another little old lady went up to the driver and said in an agitated voice, "I've been the victim of a sexual harassment."This time the driver began to take these allegations seriously, and when everyone had descended, he walked slowly and carefully towards the rear of the coach, looking for any tell-tale signs of perversion.Suddenly he came upon a bald-headed, little old man rummaging about on all fours between the seats.The driver, quick to react, pulled the man up by the back of his jacket and said, "Well my dear man, and what d'you think you're up to?"The man looked at him, and replied, "Well, you see I've lost my hairpiece, and I'm looking for it. Twice I thought I'd found it, but both times it had a parting in the middle, whereas mine has a parting on the side!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew F Posted 28June, 2016 Report Share Posted 28June, 2016 The new blonde in our office told us how she thought it was really cool that the Chinese have made a language entirely out of tattoos. Please PM me her name& number. I don't mind travelling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazzieman Posted 4July, 2016 Report Share Posted 4July, 2016 Wang had to burnhttp://www.boredpanda.com/funny-chinese-translation-fails/Whatever! Niko 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeM Posted 4July, 2016 Report Share Posted 4July, 2016 'F... the duck until exploded'? WHAT??? Hahahahahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firstone Posted 4July, 2016 Report Share Posted 4July, 2016 Great find Tassie. We cried laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tit Posted 4July, 2016 Author Report Share Posted 4July, 2016 Wang had to burnhttp://www.boredpanda.com/funny-chinese-translation-fails/Whatever!'F... the duck until exploded'? WHAT??? Hahahahahahahahahahaha Great find Tassie. We cried laughing.Strap in boys and girls, let me show you the home of ENGRISH!http://www.engrish.comThe number one rated pic still makes me chuckle! Got my own personal security... LeeM, JV911, SteveF and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazzieman Posted 6July, 2016 Report Share Posted 6July, 2016 Magnus better be careful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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