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A teenage couple got themselves into a spot of bother. 9 months later the girl gave birth to identical twin boys. As they were so young they put the kids up for adoption. One of the boys is adopted by a Spanish couple who name him Juan. The other boy goes to an iranian family, who name him Amal.

Many years pass, the young couple have been married for years, and out of the blue they get a letter and photo from Juan. The woman says "it's so nice to see a picture of our son. I wish we had a picture of both of them."  The husband replies " it's ok, if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal."

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Not  That Hummer is just wrong on so many levels

Its pretty horrible, but you can see they have a sense of humour, with woody hangin' off the back..

In other news this has lots of swearing. Use headphones. Worth it though!

http://www.sbs.com.au/comedy/article/2016/07/25/actual-court-transcript-voices-rick-and-morty-works-perfectly-rick-and-morty?cid=trending

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HER DIARY

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.
We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.
I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I
thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late,
but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we
go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but
he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong.
He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that
he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had
nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him.
He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his
behaviour. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'
When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely,
as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued
to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.
About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise,
he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still
felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were
somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know
what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with
someone else. My life is a disaster.



HIS DIARY

My Porsche wouldn't start today, can't figure out why,
but at least I got laid.

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