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Im having a facebook moment , find a non Pcar enthiast that I know having a little rant.. for me I had to chuckle

"Ah gumtree f..k heads . Guy offers me 8k for a 30k car .  My response sure mate , give him the address of the local knock shop to come have a look"

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but if you have a time machine you could fast forward and the job would be finished....so you have plenty of time :P

Hey, Dr Who, so I leap forward, sort it, come back and no one 'here' believes me anyway.  You think I haven't got anything better to do with my time(machine)?

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True story.

At Aldi today and saw Valvolene 20W-50 in 4L bottles

Price tag said $19.98.......$4 per litre !!

Brought it to the attention of a staff member. Took him awhile but he finally got it.

"thanks, I will fix it up"

Came back 5 minutes later

New price $16.99.......$4 per litre !!

Shook my head, mumbled...." I give up" and walked out.

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saw Valvolene 

I'm surprised Valvolene hasn't made it to the list of bogan girl's names.

Over the years we've had Raylene , Roylene , Darlene/Darylene , Terrylene

To which I've suggested Xylene and Benzene, and perhaps Benzedrine and Benzodiazepine.

Any more for consideration?

 

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Back on the kid's names for a moment my daughter taught a class once and one of the kids in the class was called v-eight.  They wanted to call him V8 but you cannot have a number in your name so they went with the alternative (with hyphen).  True story.

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