ANF Posted 5December, 2017 Report Share Posted 5December, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troubleshooter Posted 19December, 2017 Report Share Posted 19December, 2017 Under the jokes page is the only place to put this, I'm still shaking my head https://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Porsche-Boxster-2000/SSE-AD-5155857/?Cr=4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airhead Posted 19December, 2017 Report Share Posted 19December, 2017 Put what? I can't see anything. Troubleshooter and Niko 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niko Posted 19December, 2017 Report Share Posted 19December, 2017 FASTEST 986 PORSCHE BUILT.....Big statement... Mmmmmmm. Uuhhmmmmmm. Errrrrrrrrrrrrr. I'd put Trev McRev's 986 up agin it. but errrrr. ummmmmm errrrr. ummmmm You would always be able to locate it in the car park. That's a positive.. A "move over" windscreen sticker....Really.... I seen one of those on a jacked up 4WD not long back, he was driving like no one else had a right to be on the road.... and I thought...."spanka". just sayin.... Not my cup of tea but someone might love it.... $25k .. 225 Kilometres... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airhead Posted 19December, 2017 Report Share Posted 19December, 2017 And, " As such it is priced to sell at a firm $24,999 ONO." So I'll reject the firm price and offer him five grand as he clearly states "ONO" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troubleshooter Posted 19December, 2017 Report Share Posted 19December, 2017 3 hours ago, Airhead said: Put what? I can't see anything. That's coz it's ""Custom German Urban Camouflage Wrap"" Prattles on about fastest, surely a joke add, thought it'd have a worked 3.6TT or 3.8GT3 donk in it, but only changed the thottle body and some intake parts and extractors and muffler, but wait, it's got a gel battery, saved 7 kegs there, probably what the camo wrap and stickers weigh. ""300 hours spent on cosmetic and performance modifications"" 290 hours on cosmetics and that includes his hair transplant and butt implants. A true Coxster owner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted 19December, 2017 Report Share Posted 19December, 2017 I am lost for words ............... Niko 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niko Posted 19December, 2017 Report Share Posted 19December, 2017 4 hours ago, Niko said: FASTEST 986 PORSCHE BUILT.....Big statement... Mmmmmmm. Uuhhmmmmmm. Errrrrrrrrrrrrr. I'd put Trev McRev's 986 up agin it. In fact the more I think about it...I'd put Trev McRevs 986 Coxster up agin just about anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Posted 7January, 2018 Report Share Posted 7January, 2018 Indian Curry Rhapsody... Naan, just killed a man poppadom against his head Had lime pickle now he's dead. Naan, dinner's just begun But now I'm gonna crap it all away. Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry Seen nothing yet just see the loo tomorrow Curry on, curry on Cause nothing really Madras. Too late, my dinner's gone Sends shivers down my spine Rectum aching all the time Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo. Naan, ooh, ooh This doopiaza is so mild I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all. ...guitar solo... I see a little chicken tikka on the side Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy Meat! Byriani (Byriani) Byriani (Byriani) Byriani and a naan (A vindaloo loo loo loo) I've eaten balti, somebody help me He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory Stand you well back 'Case the loo is quarantined... Here it comes There it goes Technicolor yawn I chunder No! It's coming up again (There he goes) I chunder, it's coming back again (There he goes) Coming back again (up again) Here it comes again. (No no no no no no NO) On my knees, I'm on my knees On his knees, Oh, there he goes This vindaloo Is about to wreck my guts Poor me.. poor me...poor meee! ...guitar solo... So you think you can chunder and then feel alright? So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night? Oh maybe, But now you'll puke like a baby Just had to come out It just had to come right out in here. ...guitar solo...slow bit... Korma, sag or bhuna bhaji, balti or naan Nothing makes a difference Nothing makes a difference To meee.... Anyway, the wind blows....shshshsh Skidmarks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeM Posted 7January, 2018 Report Share Posted 7January, 2018 On 19/12/2017 at 11:11 AM, Troubleshooter said: Under the jokes page is the only place to put this, I'm still shaking my head https://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Porsche-Boxster-2000/SSE-AD-5155857/?Cr=4 What is the rope or whatever on the rim in the 9th photo? Optimism at it's finest with the price methinks ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troubleshooter Posted 7January, 2018 Report Share Posted 7January, 2018 OMG not sold yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deano Posted 8January, 2018 Report Share Posted 8January, 2018 12 hours ago, LeeM said: What is the rope or whatever on the rim in the 9th photo? car cover or dog lead for the pitbull? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazzieman Posted 29January, 2018 Report Share Posted 29January, 2018 Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River.The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids - I just don't get it.' 'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?' 'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc. 'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?' 'On the other side of the river near the Parliament car park in Canberra. 'Same here. Hmm.....How do you catch them?' asked the big Croc. 'Well, I crawl up under one of their big Lexus, BMW or Mercedes cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of them and eat 'em!' 'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a Politician, there's nothing much left but an arsehole with a briefcase firstone and Timm 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firstone Posted 29January, 2018 Report Share Posted 29January, 2018 Bwahahaha ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Airhead Posted 18February, 2018 Report Share Posted 18February, 2018 I asked my wife was I the best lover she's ever had. She said Yes. So far. Troubleshooter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GC9911 Posted 18February, 2018 Report Share Posted 18February, 2018 5 minutes ago, Airhead said: I asked my wife was I the best lover she's ever had. She said Yes. So far. Brave man, I’m too frightened to ask! I enjoy living in the fools paradise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevepGT3 Posted 18February, 2018 Report Share Posted 18February, 2018 38 minutes ago, Airhead said: I asked my wife was I the best lover she's ever had. She said Yes. So far. That woman tells lies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OZ930 Posted 20February, 2018 Report Share Posted 20February, 2018 Since photo bucket decided to bucket us, I resurrected the oldie. Troubleshooter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ozvino Posted 22February, 2018 Report Share Posted 22February, 2018 http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/17/passenger-drops-farts-so-putrid-pilot-is-forced-to-make-emergency-landing-7320242/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troubleshooter Posted 22February, 2018 Report Share Posted 22February, 2018 14 hours ago, Ozvino said: http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/17/passenger-drops-farts-so-putrid-pilot-is-forced-to-make-emergency-landing-7320242/ Would never happen on Tiger or Shtstar here cough cough -- that's 1 minute of my life I'll never get back (he thinks as he rolls his eyes shakes his head) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted 23February, 2018 Report Share Posted 23February, 2018 More of a random shocker than funny ,,,,,Guy I know on another site runs a small auto repair shop ...He had a customer come in complaining about the car having no heat and oil seeping through all the coolant hoses under the engine bay ,,,,according to the customer the oil had recently been changed ...........? Oil cooled ANF, Troubleshooter, Niko and 2 others 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firstone Posted 23February, 2018 Report Share Posted 23February, 2018 I've heard of turning water into wine.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazzieman Posted 25February, 2018 Report Share Posted 25February, 2018 Driving home behind a guy vaping and blowing huge clouds of smoke out his window every 10 seconds (major addict) When he cleared off , well that's not a ute , THIS is a ute! firstone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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