LeeM Posted 25September, 2023 Report Share Posted 25September, 2023 46 minutes ago, tomo said: What are you trying to say? I reckon I still have a pair somewhere 😅 What, estranged siblings or the shoes? 🤔 tomo, P-Kay and 3legs 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 25September, 2023 Report Share Posted 25September, 2023 7 hours ago, LeeM said: What, estranged siblings or the shoes? 🤔 The shoes Mate, The shoes 😉 P-Kay and LeeM 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3legs Posted 26September, 2023 Report Share Posted 26September, 2023 Carrera28, tomo, Joz and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tomo Posted 29September, 2023 Report Share Posted 29September, 2023 Are you sure it's just had a service Mate? P-Kay and Harsh 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carrera28 Posted 1October, 2023 Report Share Posted 1October, 2023 3legs, micknine01, tomo and 2 others 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 1October, 2023 Report Share Posted 1October, 2023 Yeatesy, Joz, TwoHeadsTas and 3 others 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Joz Posted 3October, 2023 Report Share Posted 3October, 2023 Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband shouted , "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a ghost, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll Give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself." "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for! the rest of my life." "No problem," said the ghost. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the ghost asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said. "Consider it done," the ghost said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire,burglary and natural disasters!" "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, ghost?" "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have your wife." The husband looked at his wife and said, "honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?" She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?" "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same for you!" So the ghost and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon. The ghost was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop fun, the ghost looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?" "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly. ghost smile – - - - - - - - Really??? Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in ghosts???😂😂😂 TwoHeadsTas, 3legs, LeeM and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeM Posted 4October, 2023 Report Share Posted 4October, 2023 Plot...twist! 😅 3legs and Joz 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3legs Posted 4October, 2023 Report Share Posted 4October, 2023 For you Harley lovers......... https://www.facebook.com/reel/663740439192057 tomo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joz Posted 6October, 2023 Report Share Posted 6October, 2023 3legs, LeeM, DM911 and 3 others 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 6October, 2023 Report Share Posted 6October, 2023 On 05/10/2023 at 10:00, 3legs said: For you Harley lovers......... https://www.facebook.com/reel/663740439192057 Amazing how it sounds like and old shovel head, Because you know it's the bum slapping making the noise, He would be still kicking it over to start the bloody thing. 😉 3legs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 6October, 2023 Report Share Posted 6October, 2023 Two paddies were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one man digging a hole, the other filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it - why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?" The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick.'" 😀 3legs, micknine01, Carrera28 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3legs Posted 6October, 2023 Report Share Posted 6October, 2023 Carrera28, tomo, micknine01 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 7October, 2023 Report Share Posted 7October, 2023 Sorry, love, can I have a pint of Guinness and a packet of crisps where you’re ready there’. ‘Oh. You must be Irish’, she replied. The man was evidently offended and responded, ‘The cheek, just because I order a pint of Guinness you assume I’m Irish. If I ordered a bowl of pasta would you that make me Italian?!’ ‘No’ she replied. ‘But this is a newsagents…'” 😀 Yeatesy, nine93 and Joz 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 8October, 2023 Report Share Posted 8October, 2023 Old man Murphy and old man Sean were contemplating life when Murphy asked, “If you had to get one or the other, would you instead get Parkinson’s or Alzheimer’s? “Sure, I rather have Parkinson’s”, replied Sean "Tis better to spill a couple of ounces of Jameson whiskey than to forget where you keep the bottle!” Joz, Carrera28 and TwoHeadsTas 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 11October, 2023 Report Share Posted 11October, 2023 Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says to Murphy, “I’m gonna’ get the day off. I’m gonna’ pretend I’ve gone mad!” So Paddy climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down, and shouts “I’m a light bulb, I’m a light bulb!” while Murphy watches in amazement. The foreman shouts, “Paddy, go home. You’ve gone mad.” As Paddy leaves the site, Murphy starts packing his kit up to leave as well. “Where do you think you’re going?” asks the foreman. “Well, I can’t work in the friggin’ dark!” said Murphy. 😀 Joz, Carrera28 and 3legs 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3legs Posted 12October, 2023 Report Share Posted 12October, 2023 TwoHeadsTas, tomo and Joz 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tomo Posted 12October, 2023 Report Share Posted 12October, 2023 3legs, TwoHeadsTas, micknine01 and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3legs Posted 13October, 2023 Report Share Posted 13October, 2023 Not sure if this is really appropriate so I will accept my punishment but I thought it was funny but I have a sick mind Joz, tomo, Yeatesy and 3 others 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joz Posted 13October, 2023 Report Share Posted 13October, 2023 Troubleshooter, Carrera28, 3legs and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 14October, 2023 Report Share Posted 14October, 2023 TwoHeadsTas, luzzo, 3legs and 5 others 5 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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