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teenage boy visits a church to confess his sins.

"Forgive me, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."

"Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" the priest asks.

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"

"Please, I cannot tell you."

The priest expresses his frustration with a sigh.

"You're very tight-lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for four months. Now you go and behave yourself."

After confessing his sins, Joey returns to his pew where his friend Franco slides over and whispers,

"What'd you get?"

"Four months vacation and five good leads!

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5 hours ago, LeeM said:

Well I was set for Australia day yesterday 😁

Good company, playing guitar and singing songs for 900 hours (can hardly talk today as I'm not a great singer) and a few sherbets... 👍

 

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A beer and a bag of coke , Sounds like a good day 😋.

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