OZ930 Posted 17February, 2016 Report Share Posted 17February, 2016 Are you psychic or something? Mind you, I'm only 5 1/2 feet tall.Fuel tank then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
symsy Posted 17February, 2016 Report Share Posted 17February, 2016 Wow you guys are nice .. burning crosses in the front yard , regular pizza delivery orders to their address , subscription to telemarketting campaigns at every opportunity , letters in the other neighbours letter boxes including your own , saying if you guys cant stop being nosey and noisey your in for it , regards No 12 ..Would be the the beginning .This story on neighbours might make you chuckle , a young lad , used to come in my newsagents always trying to flog stuff to me , golf clubs , a watch , this and that , one day he came in and sold a TV to the guy who owned the supermarket next door , who put it straight on the counter so we could watch the world cup. Any way 6 hrs later the young blokes irrate father comes up and has an fit , threatens etc etc wants his TV , we said sure , pay us the 100 we paid and its yours , if we had thought it were stolen we wouldnt have put it on the counter...We have the discussion that whener we dont bolt anything down , Jason is sure to be snifffing and ask him where does he think his kid gets his cash from...He got his TV back after a 100 was returned to the supermaret owner.The young bloke is a pain in the arse and I hear a couple fo the retired old blokes who come in bitching about him , for knocking off their BBQ and other shit . They say dont worry , he a keeper , we will keep him in mind for when he really doesnt expect it.A few weeks go by and I dont see the family or the young bloke , I figured he must have been put in the nick or something …. Well the father comes storming in , works like FFF XX YY and ZZZ he says.Apparently , someone broke in to his house , arranged some removalists to come and quote to do removal , booked it and they came and emptied his place and was told it was deceased estate and was told do what you want with the stuff or take it to the tip and paid cash.None of the neighbours had seen or heard a thing.. I asked the old blokes they said how unlucky, with those odds they wondered if the bloke played lotto in the shop cos he would have won..I reckon they were both over 75.. Love it…sweet revenge..The old man and the young bloke also didnt have any house insurance .. The local police came and made enquiries where the burglary was and almost all of us said you you go knock at no 78 , the young blokes always got gear for sale… the Cop didnt know what to say ..Priceless LeeM and ByronBayChris 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue964 Posted 17February, 2016 Report Share Posted 17February, 2016 (edited) Im just trying to recall the line from Faruk out of the movie The Castle . Something like"I tell him , you make trouble , I have cousin who have bomb , they come and blow your shit up" Be nice to the native or you might just end up under some astro turf somewhere , concrete is way to expensive nowadays My favourite Faruk line is..."they tell me i stupid 'cause I know fuck nothing, but i tell them i smart 'cause i know fuck all" Edited 17February, 2016 by Blue964 symsy, Norm, Peter M and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew F Posted 17February, 2016 Report Share Posted 17February, 2016 Classic symsy. Gone are the good ol days of ordering a truck load of mulch to be dumped on the driveway, or signing people up to Readers Digest. LeeM, Blue964 and symsy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OZ930 Posted 17February, 2016 Report Share Posted 17February, 2016 Concrete sets harder symsy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
symsy Posted 17February, 2016 Report Share Posted 17February, 2016 Oooh I like that concrete outlookI know some bad and funny people .. one guy I know , tipped 40l drums of paint, he used to spray train carriages, under the gates that were always locked so it would run down into the garage , fast drying gloss , mixed with bondcrete or something , just because the dude hit his car and wouldnt pay .Screwed the driveway and run into the garage under the garage door.The dude was drunk, had loads of cash and just wouldnt take responsibility, for like a 3 grand repair bill and had agreed and then just wouldnt front up. Then later aka the Castle , they went round and cut through the gate brackets so when the dude drove out hs drive way and pressed the electric gates they fell in the drive..The dude who hit the car , never did pay or get the subtle message.. The guy finally to keep up the torment used to pop to the local shops almost every week , where the local BMX, skate kids etc used to hang and give em 20 bucks to go press the guys door bell all night and chuck gargabge bags that would split all over his lawn over the high fence..It became a bit of an urban legend , we talked about 15 years later over a beer and he said nearly 6-7 years later the kids had continued to carry out the prank that they had named after the drunk guy and they called in "DOING THE MILLENS" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue964 Posted 17February, 2016 Report Share Posted 17February, 2016 Oooh I like that concrete outlookI know some bad and funny people .. one guy I know , tipped 40l drums of paint, he used to spray train carriages, under the gates that were always locked so it would run down into the garage , fast drying gloss , mixed with bondcrete or something , just because the dude hit his car and wouldnt pay .Screwed the driveway and run into the garage under the garage door.The dude was drunk, had loads of cash and just wouldnt take responsibility, for like a 3 grand repair bill and had agreed and then just wouldnt front up. Then later aka the Castle , they went round and cut through the gate brackets so when the dude drove out hs drive way and pressed the electric gates they fell in the drive..The dude who hit the car , never did pay or get the subtle message.. The guy finally to keep up the torment used to pop to the local shops almost every week , where the local BMX, skate kids etc used to hang and give em 20 bucks to go press the guys door bell all night and chuck gargabge bags that would split all over his lawn over the high fence..It became a bit of an urban legend , we talked about 15 years later over a beer and he said nearly 6-7 years later the kids had continued to carry out the prank that they had named after the drunk guy and they called in "DOING THE MILLENS" remind me not to upset your friends ByronBayChris, Orion03 and symsy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TINGY Posted 18February, 2016 Report Share Posted 18February, 2016 Oooh I like that concrete outlookI know some bad and funny people .. one guy I know , tipped 40l drums of paint, he used to spray train carriages, under the gates that were always locked so it would run down into the garage , fast drying gloss , mixed with bondcrete or something , just because the dude hit his car and wouldnt pay .Screwed the driveway and run into the garage under the garage door.The dude was drunk, had loads of cash and just wouldnt take responsibility, for like a 3 grand repair bill and had agreed and then just wouldnt front up. Then later aka the Castle , they went round and cut through the gate brackets so when the dude drove out hs drive way and pressed the electric gates they fell in the drive..The dude who hit the car , never did pay or get the subtle message.. The guy finally to keep up the torment used to pop to the local shops almost every week , where the local BMX, skate kids etc used to hang and give em 20 bucks to go press the guys door bell all night and chuck gargabge bags that would split all over his lawn over the high fence..It became a bit of an urban legend , we talked about 15 years later over a beer and he said nearly 6-7 years later the kids had continued to carry out the prank that they had named after the drunk guy and they called in "DOING THE MILLENS" Now that's payback, wow, i had a friend who hated his neighbor so much he used to fill balloons and thin plastic bags with weed killer and lob them over the fence onto this blokes lawn. LeeM and symsy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coastr Posted 18February, 2016 Report Share Posted 18February, 2016 Geez the only thing I ever do with my neighbours is pop beers and talk crap. You all need new neighbourhoods! P-Kay, symsy, Blue964 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
symsy Posted 18February, 2016 Report Share Posted 18February, 2016 Where do you live , we can bring a bit of spice down your way , cul-de-sac donuts .. Next PFA session at your place and remember be nice..and we will parkout front on the lawn if we feel like it and on your neighbours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazzieman Posted 18February, 2016 Report Share Posted 18February, 2016 Cheer up lads! tomo, symsy and Harvs11 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvs11 Posted 18February, 2016 Report Share Posted 18February, 2016 I like pale ale and I drive a Porsche. Fire away! BAFE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeM Posted 18February, 2016 Report Share Posted 18February, 2016 Pale ale? One big night on that stuff has sworn me off of it for life! Mega headaches the next day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott930 Posted 18February, 2016 Report Share Posted 18February, 2016 Staff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazzieman Posted 18February, 2016 Report Share Posted 18February, 2016 Staff...I just rang George in Rome and he said he will donate his rod and you will feel much better. Some psalm or another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeM Posted 21February, 2016 Report Share Posted 21February, 2016 Perfect weather, and so tempted to take the 912 for a quick spin a few blocks, yet I have no doubt the cops are sitting around the corner just waiting to ping me for no rego. I NEED to drive this thing!!! Stew F, Carrera28, ByronBayChris and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reax Posted 21February, 2016 Report Share Posted 21February, 2016 DVA... Apparently there is no causal links between tinnitus and 28 years of working with fast jets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niko Posted 21February, 2016 Report Share Posted 21February, 2016 DVA... Apparently there is no causal links between tinnitus and 28 years of working with fast jets.Don't give up Reax, "keep fighting" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeM Posted 21February, 2016 Report Share Posted 21February, 2016 Not so much a vent, but its gunna be hard to work opposite the Porsche dealership today. Already heard some tasty sounds coming from the service area Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TINGY Posted 22February, 2016 Report Share Posted 22February, 2016 I like pale ale and I drive a Porsche. Fire away! Me too, love the stuff it's the only beer i drink now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue964 Posted 22February, 2016 Report Share Posted 22February, 2016 this really pisses me offfffff. i mean to say, wtf is going on in someone's head when they embark on this type of project. god have mercy symsy, firstone and ByronBayChris 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niko Posted 22February, 2016 Report Share Posted 22February, 2016 (edited) this really pisses me offfffff. i mean to say, wtf is going on in someone's head when they embark on this type of project. god have mercy Sorry Blue I thought I had better modify it a tad... Edited 22February, 2016 by Niko Blue964 and ByronBayChris 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew F Posted 22February, 2016 Report Share Posted 22February, 2016 this really pisses me offfffff. i mean to say, wtf is going on in someone's head when they embark on this type of project. god have mercyjjudging by the state the house is in I'd say that car is probably finished. Or as finished as it ever will be. Blue964, LeeM and symsy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew F Posted 28February, 2016 Report Share Posted 28February, 2016 Here's the thing I hate. You jump on YouTube to find a how to video and they rave on in great detail about irrelevant BS. I was looking for one on how to transfer digital video to my pc without a firewire cable. I started watching the first one and they spent the first 6 minutes of a 7.48 min video talking in great detail about the camera. How to put a tape in, where the plugs go, even how to turn it on and, see this, a pretty green light. I know how to use the f'ing camera. I have one. And besides, mine is different, as is probably 90% of the rest of the people who might watch it. Then the last 1 1/2 minutes is about how to connect some contraption that you need to have. At the end of 7.48 there was no video transferred. What a waste of time. ByronBayChris and LeeM 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OZ930 Posted 28February, 2016 Report Share Posted 28February, 2016 (edited) DVA... Apparently there is no causal links between tinnitus and 28 years of working with fast jets.Yeah right !!DVA has it's intake up it's after burner !!So the earmuffs are for keeping your ears warm then ? If there wasn't a "causal link" they wouldn't issue them. Edited 28February, 2016 by OZ930 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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