Jump to content

What's putting a smile on your dial?


Recommended Posts

 Oh this one is a regular topic at our joint!

 It had been implanted in my brain about putting the seat down since birth, and making sure any remnants post having a shave are removed from the sink, yet it's ok to leave her hair products etc there. 

 There are never any winners of this argument

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

A hospitalized man falls in love with his nurse...

A man was hospitalized for 3 weeks. During this time he fell in love with the young pretty nurse. He wrote her a note, "You have stolen my heart".

The young nurse in panic responded, "No sir, we have stolen your kidney, haven't touched your heart."
Link to comment
Share on other sites

12 hours ago, Raven said:

Many questions Stanley ....??

 

 

260216647_1674945996215209_6849875812412684989_n619e604475.jpg

This is an example of American surveyors concession to the metric system. They measure in feet and decimals of a foot.

I reckon the complete metric system has saved me squillions of hours of calculation time.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

On 25/11/2021 at 06:00, Raven said:

Many questions Stanley ....??

 

 

260216647_1674945996215209_6849875812412684989_n619e604475.jpg

That's why I only buy Lufkin 'Multiread' tapes. I regularly check it against my laser measure (bloody handy for long distances tapes can't do) and it's always within 1mm. Best on the market in my opinion

Link to comment
Share on other sites

On 25/11/2021 at 06:30, Raven said:

Many questions Stanley ....??

 

 

260216647_1674945996215209_6849875812412684989_n619e604475.jpg

Stanley used to make tapes in Aust.........I wonder where they are being made now 🤐

Looks like costs are being cut in not only the length of your 35ft tape but also the size of the rivets holding the end tab 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

6 hours ago, Stepo said:

Stanley used to make tapes in Aust.........I wonder where they are being made now 🤐

Looks like costs are being cut in not only the length of your 35ft tape but also the size of the rivets holding the end tab 

I think the tapes are made were everything else is made these days , and that explains a few things ..

 

Flag-map_of_the_People's_Republic_of_China.svg.png

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
 Share

×
×
  • Create New...