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I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 61 year-old.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double. 
What's that i asked. It’s a mother and daughter threesome, she said. I said, No, really excitedly. We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was My Lucky Night. So I went back to her place. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: Mum, you still awake……..

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