Joz Posted 18November, 2022 Report Share Posted 18November, 2022 Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other a Chihuahua As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go into that pub for a drink." The lady with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us." The one with the Doberman said, "Just watch, and do as I do." They walked over to the pub and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in. The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed." The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my guide dog I'm partially blind" The bouncer said, "A Doberman?" The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good." The bouncer said, "OK, come on in." The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua was a guide dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought, "What the heck," so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in. Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets allowed." The woman said, "You don't understand. This is my guide dog" The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?" The woman with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua? They gave me a freaking Chihuahua......... sjm, SteveF, 3legs and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 18November, 2022 Report Share Posted 18November, 2022 Joz and Carrera28 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Raven Posted 19November, 2022 Report Share Posted 19November, 2022 According to the manufacturer these have unmatch stopping power TwoHeadsTas, 3legs, tomo and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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OZ930 Posted 19November, 2022 Report Share Posted 19November, 2022 The positioning of the pyramid on the cigarette pack wasn’t really well thought out was it ? Camel taste ! No wonder the guy doesn’t look happy. Niko 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 20November, 2022 Report Share Posted 20November, 2022 9 hours ago, OZ930 said: The positioning of the pyramid on the cigarette pack wasn’t really well thought out was it ? Camel taste ! No wonder the guy doesn’t look happy. Yes, They are only 8mg of tar and have filters, Filter less were the the go with 16 mg of tar and that real Camel taste Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GC9911 Posted 20November, 2022 Report Share Posted 20November, 2022 55 minutes ago, tomo said: Yes, They are only 8mg of tar and have filters, Filter less were the the go with 16 mg of tar and that real Camel taste I had a boss once who smoked Camel’s without filters, (back in the day when smokers had an ashtray on their desk 😂😂) about 2 months after I started he went in to have his left lung removed. He came back to work & kept smoking 😱😱😱😱. tomo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleazius Posted 20November, 2022 Report Share Posted 20November, 2022 46 minutes ago, GC9911 said: I had a boss once who smoked Camel’s without filters, (back in the day when smokers had an ashtray on their desk 😂😂) about 2 months after I started he went in to have his left lung removed. He came back to work & kept smoking 😱😱😱😱. Safe to say he didn't live a long life 😮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 21November, 2022 Report Share Posted 21November, 2022 . A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied: Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!" — TwoHeadsTas, Niko, Joz and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joz Posted 21November, 2022 Report Share Posted 21November, 2022 P-Kay, Niko, tomo and 2 others 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joz Posted 22November, 2022 Report Share Posted 22November, 2022 The Art Dealer’s Wife 🤣 A lawyer representing a wealthy art dealer called him and said “Saul, I have good and bad news for you” The art dealer replied, “I’ve had a terrible day, give me the good news first.” “Well”, he said, “ I met with your wife yesterday and she told me she had bought two pictures for $5000 and she thinks they might be worth $5 - 10 million !” “Fantastic woman, my wife, and a very smart businesswoman too!” said the art dealer. “What’s the bad news?” The lawyer replied, “the pictures are of you banging your secretary”🤣 Niko, tomo, TwoHeadsTas and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 24November, 2022 Report Share Posted 24November, 2022 An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!" P-Kay, 3legs, Carrera28 and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niko Posted 24November, 2022 Report Share Posted 24November, 2022 Yeatesy, tomo, Carrera28 and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tomo Posted 26November, 2022 Report Share Posted 26November, 2022 After examining him, an Irishman goes to the doctor and says, “You have some problems with your heart, but if you take these tablets, I think it will be okay. “So the doctor gives the man the tablets, and the patient asks, “Do I have to take them every day?” No,” replies the doctor, “take one on a Monday, skip the Tuesday, take one on Wednesday, skip the Thursday and go on like that. “Two weeks later, the doctor walks down the street and sees the patient’s wife.” Hello Mrs Murphy,” he says, “how’s your husband?” Oh, he died of a heart attack,” says Mrs Murphy. “I’m very sorry to hear that,” says the doctor, “I thought if he took those tablets, he would be all right.”, “Oh, the tablets were fine,” says Mrs Murphy, “It was all the bloody skipping that killed him!” 3legs and Carrera28 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 29November, 2022 Report Share Posted 29November, 2022 TwoHeadsTas, 3legs, sleazius and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joz Posted 29November, 2022 Report Share Posted 29November, 2022 Harsh, TwoHeadsTas, micknine01 and 4 others 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 30November, 2022 Report Share Posted 30November, 2022 Very rare slant nose. WGA, P-Kay, sleazius and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleazius Posted 30November, 2022 Report Share Posted 30November, 2022 2 hours ago, tomo said: Very rare slant nose. That is next level. tomo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeM Posted 30November, 2022 Report Share Posted 30November, 2022 Obrut will be onto that quick smart! 😎 🤮 sleazius and TwoHeadsTas 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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