tomo Posted 29September, 2022 Report Share Posted 29September, 2022 3legs and GTP911 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tomo Posted 30September, 2022 Report Share Posted 30September, 2022 There was an elderly couple who in their old age noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor. The doctor told them that they should start writing things down so they don't forget. They went home and the old lady told her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream. "You might want to write it down," she said. The husband said, "No, I can remember that you want a bowl of ice cream." She then told her husband she wanted a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream. "Write it down," she told him, and again he said, "No, no, I can remember: you want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream." Then the old lady said she wants a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top. "Write it down," she told her husband and again he said, "No, I got it. You want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top." So he goes to get the ice cream and spends an unusually long time in the kitchen, over 30 minutes. He comes out to his wife and hands her a plate of eggs and bacon. The old wife stares at the plate for a moment, then looks at her husband and asks, "Where's the toast LeeM, 3legs and Dalai 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troubleshooter Posted 30September, 2022 Report Share Posted 30September, 2022 TwoHeadsTas, 3legs, Raven and 2 others 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted 2October, 2022 Report Share Posted 2October, 2022 Dalai, Joz, 3legs and 4 others 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 3October, 2022 Report Share Posted 3October, 2022 Tired of constant blonde jokes, a blonde dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road."Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?"The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out "352!"He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep."I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!""Hey lady," says the shepherd, "If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?" Joz, Stockydude, Yeatesy and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3legs Posted 4October, 2022 Report Share Posted 4October, 2022 Joz, tomo and Troubleshooter 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted 6October, 2022 Report Share Posted 6October, 2022 Carrera28, Stockydude and tomo 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 7October, 2022 Report Share Posted 7October, 2022 Yeatesy, Carrera28 and Stockydude 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 7October, 2022 Report Share Posted 7October, 2022 I LeeM, Stockydude, 3legs and 4 others 1 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 8October, 2022 Report Share Posted 8October, 2022 Yeatesy, Stockydude and Troubleshooter 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joz Posted 9October, 2022 Report Share Posted 9October, 2022 3legs, SteveF, tomo and 2 others 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 10October, 2022 Report Share Posted 10October, 2022 Yeatesy, Redracn, Joz and 5 others 3 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted 10October, 2022 Report Share Posted 10October, 2022 Joz, 3legs, Troubleshooter and 3 others 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeM Posted 10October, 2022 Report Share Posted 10October, 2022 And then the gennie won't start 😅 3legs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoHeadsTas Posted 10October, 2022 Report Share Posted 10October, 2022 7 hours ago, tomo said: I'll show this one to the boss who is a Lactation Consultant.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 11October, 2022 Report Share Posted 11October, 2022 TwoHeadsTas, Joz and 3legs 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MFX Posted 11October, 2022 Report Share Posted 11October, 2022 On 09/10/2022 at 18:02, Joz said: This cracks me up because something similar happened with my wife. Her parents had gone away and left us their silver Mercedes to use while they were gone. My wife disappeared into the garage to head off to work, but 5 minutes later she came in flustered. She had driven the Merc many times and came in bewildered that for some reason today she had a mental blank and could not work out where the key hole was to start the car. I told her to take me out to show me, so we went to the garage, she got into the car, and I burst out laughing. She had been getting into our silver S5 instead of the Silver Merc parked next to it True story. LeeM, tomo and 3legs 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niko Posted 12October, 2022 Report Share Posted 12October, 2022 tomo, TwoHeadsTas, Arne Krix and 5 others 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Joz Posted 14October, 2022 Report Share Posted 14October, 2022 tomo, Carrera28 and Arne Krix 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 14October, 2022 Report Share Posted 14October, 2022 Carrera28 and 3legs 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Niko Posted 17October, 2022 Report Share Posted 17October, 2022 TwoHeadsTas, micknine01, tomo and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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