Joz Posted 27August, 2022 Report Share Posted 27August, 2022 Your next prostate exam 🤣 https://www.facebook.com/reel/553596329735325?fs=e&s=TIeQ9V 3legs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joz Posted 28August, 2022 Report Share Posted 28August, 2022 GTP911, tomo, Troubleshooter and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 28August, 2022 Report Share Posted 28August, 2022 Troubleshooter, Joz, TwoHeadsTas and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joz Posted 28August, 2022 Report Share Posted 28August, 2022 Guess who? TwoHeadsTas, 3legs and Dalai 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeM Posted 28August, 2022 Report Share Posted 28August, 2022 You've got to be kidding? 🤣🤣🤣 TwoHeadsTas 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoHeadsTas Posted 28August, 2022 Report Share Posted 28August, 2022 43 minutes ago, Joz said: Guess who? Different design for a ball gag??? Joz, LeeM and GC9911 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OZ930 Posted 29August, 2022 Report Share Posted 29August, 2022 Found this, it’s 20 minutes(ish) but really sums up Porsche. There are a couple of mistakes but overall it made me smile. Joz, Stepo, tomo and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB911 Posted 29August, 2022 Report Share Posted 29August, 2022 tomo and 3legs 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjm Posted 29August, 2022 Report Share Posted 29August, 2022 59 minutes ago, OZ930 said: Found this, it’s 20 minutes(ish) but really sums up Porsche. There are a couple of mistakes but overall it made me smile. I like his style, can't quite put my finger on why though😄 But seriously, Porsch-ah is addictive as a motoring product. Joz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joz Posted 29August, 2022 Report Share Posted 29August, 2022 3 hours ago, LeeM said: You've got to be kidding? 🤣🤣🤣 No, he’s a bit special isn’t he! TwoHeadsTas, Dalai, Yeatesy and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coastr Posted 29August, 2022 Report Share Posted 29August, 2022 5 hours ago, Joz said: Guess who? Problem: ridiculous outfits Cause : lack of good mates to call you a d-head and tell you to pull ya head in Solution : call up some old friends and buy them a round of beer or two. Ask them if youre making good choices or not. Implement advice where possible. Note: do not take advice to take head out of arse literally 3legs and Joz 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3legs Posted 29August, 2022 Report Share Posted 29August, 2022 If you want a good laugh or just shake your head in disbelief type in "Lewis Hamilton outfit compilation". He gives wankers a bad name. Even his fans must shake their heads or they are just as stupid. Raven 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 29August, 2022 Report Share Posted 29August, 2022 1 minute ago, 3legs said: If you want a good laugh or just shake your head in disbelief type in "Lewis Hamilton outfit compilation". He gives wankers a bad name. Even his fans must shake their heads or they are just as stupid. Nah he has T M M T G A F disease Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomo Posted 29August, 2022 Report Share Posted 29August, 2022 Dalai 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted 29August, 2022 Report Share Posted 29August, 2022 15 hours ago, 3legs said: If you want a good laugh or just shake your head in disbelief type in "Lewis Hamilton outfit compilation". He gives wankers a bad name. Even his fans must shake their heads or they are just as stupid. Yeh his dress sense is appalling , it just screams look at me . I am a WANKER .. What I find so funny is most of the outfits look like Pajamas And he wonders why people and the Press give him a hard time about it , well is it not obvious you look like a Dick Sir Lewis Joz, Yeatesy and 3legs 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joz Posted 29August, 2022 Report Share Posted 29August, 2022 P-Kay, TwoHeadsTas, LeeM and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joz Posted 30August, 2022 Report Share Posted 30August, 2022 TwoHeadsTas, luzzo, tomo and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tomo Posted 31August, 2022 Report Share Posted 31August, 2022 Yeatesy, 3legs, MFX and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joz Posted 1September, 2022 Report Share Posted 1September, 2022 P-Kay, GC9911, Yeatesy and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joz Posted 1September, 2022 Report Share Posted 1September, 2022 Harry did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to sleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a cowl standing in front of his bed. "What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?.. and who are you?" he asked. "This is not your bedroom," the man replied, "I am St. Peter, and you are in heaven." "WHAT!?? Are you saying I'm dead? I don't want to die.. I'm too young." said Harry. "If I'm dead, I want you to send me back immediately." "It's not that easy", said St.Peter, "you can only return as a dog or a hen. You can choose on your own..." Harry thought about it for a while, and figured out that being a dog is too tiring, but a hen probably has a nice and relaxed life. Running around with a rooster can't be that bad. "I want to return as a hen." Harry replied. And in the next second, he found himself in a chicken run, really nicely feathered. But man, now "he" felt like the rear end was gonna blow.. then along came the rooster. "Hey, you must be the new hen on the farm." he said. "How does it feel?" "Well, it's OK I guess, but it feels like my rear end is blowing up." "Oh that!" said the rooster. "That's only the ovulation going on. Have you never laid an egg before??" "No, how do I do that?" Harry asked. "Cluck twice, and then you push all you can." Harry clucked twice, and pushed more than he was good for, and then 'Plop' and an egg was on the ground. "Wow" Harry said "that felt really good!" So he clucked again and squeezed. And you better believe that there was yet another egg on the ground. The third time he clucked, he heard his wife shout: "Harry, for Gods sake wake up, you've sh** all over the bed!" SteveF, tomo, GC9911 and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Joz Posted 2September, 2022 Report Share Posted 2September, 2022 A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end." I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." "That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor. " "Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'. I don't remember much after that." SteveF, tomo and 3legs 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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