LeeM Posted 13August, 2021 Report Share Posted 13August, 2021 Knew my daily rituals would eventually be recognised as being responsible 👍 Troubleshooter, tomo and 3legs 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimmy Posted 14August, 2021 Report Share Posted 14August, 2021 A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.' Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex. Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.' A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. Paddy guessed 2. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time.' As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy, 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex at all.' Paddy replied, 'No it's genuine enough Mick. My wife won twice last week On 09/08/2021 at 11:07, Niko said: Fantastic, looks like my lucky day....😎 Such good fortune 😁 tomo, Niko, Arne Krix and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GC9911 Posted 17August, 2021 Report Share Posted 17August, 2021 Helping at home during Covid 😂 IMG_0677.MOV P-Kay, tomo, Joz and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Raven Posted 17August, 2021 Report Share Posted 17August, 2021 Le mans this week end , looking forward to watching it... TwoHeadsTas, tomo, Yeatesy and 3 others 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LeeM Posted 20August, 2021 Report Share Posted 20August, 2021 Yes it happened. Yes it was me 😅 I normally rip kitchens out by unscrewing the cabinets, but this day I just needed to break stuff, though having the hammer slip out of my hands and fly about 6 metres across the room wasn't really in my plans 🙄🔨 Ya gotta laugh though GC9911, Niko, Scott930 and 4 others 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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3legs Posted 23August, 2021 Report Share Posted 23August, 2021 God Said, "Adam, I want you to do something for Me." Adam Said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?" God Said, "Go down Into that Valley." Adam said, "What's A valley?" God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the River." Adam said, "What's a River?" God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the Hill....." Adam said, "What is a Hill?" So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On The Other side of the Hill you will find a Cave." Adam said, 'What's a Cave?' After God explained, He Said, "In the cave you will find a woman." Adam said, "What's a Woman?' So God explained That to him, too. Then, God said, 'I Want you To Reproduce." Adam said, "How do I do That?" God first said (under His breath), "Geez....." And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well. So, Adam goes down Into The valley, Across the river, and Over the hill, Into the Cave, and finds the Woman. Then, in five minutes, he was back. God, His patience wearing thin, said Angrily, "What is It Now?" And Adam said.... "What's a Headache?! Niko, TwoHeadsTas, Troubleshooter and 2 others 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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luzzo Posted 24August, 2021 Report Share Posted 24August, 2021 1 hour ago, Raven said: @Tit Tit and tomo 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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