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A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'
Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close.
The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.'
A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
Paddy guessed 2. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3.
You were close, but no free sex this time.'
As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy,
'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really
give away free sex at all.'
Paddy replied, 'No it's genuine enough Mick.
My wife won twice last week
On 09/08/2021 at 11:07, Niko said:

Fantastic, looks like my lucky day....😎

 

 

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Such good fortune 😁

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 Yes it happened. Yes it was me 😅

 I normally rip kitchens out by unscrewing the cabinets, but this day I just needed to break stuff, though having the hammer slip out of my hands and fly about 6 metres across the room wasn't really in my plans 🙄🔨

 Ya gotta laugh though 

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God Said, "Adam, I want you to do something for Me."
Adam Said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"
God Said, "Go down Into that Valley."
Adam said, "What's A valley?"
God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the River."
Adam said, "What's a River?"
God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the Hill....."
Adam said, "What is a Hill?"
So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On
The Other side of the Hill you will find a Cave."
Adam said, 'What's a Cave?'
After God explained, He Said, "In the cave you will find a woman."
Adam said, "What's a Woman?'
So God explained That to him, too. Then, God said, 'I Want you To Reproduce."
Adam said, "How do I do That?"
God first said (under His breath), "Geez....." And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.
So, Adam goes down Into The valley, Across the river, and
Over the hill, Into the Cave, and finds the Woman.
Then, in five minutes, he was back.
God, His patience wearing thin, said Angrily, "What is It Now?"
And Adam said.... "What's a Headache?!
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